We would be put in a scene and they’d be like “TOO MUCH CHEMISTRY!”.
It would be like a normal scene and they would be like “We do not wanna develop that!”
You know, they may have had a point because just them brushing their teeth in the bathroom was the exact scene where I was like SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP and her chasing him around the mall was like OKAY TOP 5 and people were like maybe you wanna give it a season and I was like NO I CAN ALREADY TELL
The total casual little backrub in Katie was trippy as hell, like “oh my god, they’re allowed to touch now? She didn’t even get to hug him after he didn’t die of cancer!”
YEEEES, the back touch in Katie — not just that it exists but that it was on bare skin and lingered and slid down, almost like he’s stroking the length of her spine.
Also homfg, his hand is basically the width of her back. Nnf. Guys with big hands. It’s almost like he’d be able to pick her up like it was nothing.
What if Schmidt’s first name is John Jacob Jingleheimer.
Yeah, that backfired quickly…
What did you just...?
"I’m gonna keep this. I’m gonna cash this in one night and get some weird nerd sex with it!"
"I’m not a guy who ever needs to be seen in his underwear in a photo shoot, I just need to make sure that if someone bumps into me, I don’t fall over."
- are you nick miller?
- if you are not nick miller, what qualities do you share with nick miller?
Nick Miller through the seasons: 1x09, 2x09 and 3x09